Saturday night I was working in my office when I heard Etta, my yellow lab, barking. Sometimes I don’t hear when someone comes to the front door so Etta barks to tell me we have a visitor. I walked to the front door, but there was no one there. I turned around to look at Etta to ask her why she had barked, and saw three witches standing in my living room. Etta was standing there staring at them.
The three witches were all holding a copy of my new novel, Life of a Double Agent. They told me how much they enjoyed reading my book, but they were very unhappy with my book sales. They told me they had put a curse on me, and the only way to remove the curse was to sell 100 more books by October 31st.
I had to ask, what is the curse if I don’t sell 100 books by October 31st? They said, “You will be turned into a troll and will live under the bridge from the mainland to Hilton Head Island for the rest of your life.” Then with a poof they were gone.
That was October 5th and now it is October 8th. In the last three days I have only sold one book, so 99 to go.
Please help me from being turned into a troll by buying a copy of Life of a Double Agent. It is available as a e-book, paperback, or hardcover at amazon.com, bn.com, xlibris.com, and my website, http://www.lifeofadoubleagent.com Amazon is offering the ebook for Kindle at $3.03 and my website has ebooks in all formats for $3.99. What a bargain. Please order a copy right away.
I don’t want to be a troll. Help me by buying a copy of my book! Will it be a Happy Halloween?